Clouds, Birds, Moon, Venus
Image Credit: Isaac Gutiérrez Pascual
when you study hard for a test, but the questions are on obscure topics mentioned briefly in a 5 second whisper during the lecture
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???
he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them
Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’
Illumination:
Then they got an idea! An awful idea!
THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice?
With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”
Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made.
From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade!
Just slap his face on there and tint it with green
And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!
From a seasonal, festival holiday grump,
The Grinch had been played for a capital chump.
“No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads.
“Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”
For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day
Than products and placements and big bonus pay?
The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed.
Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.
You win best addition to my post
Tiiätteks mitkä on täydellisiä? Karhujen korvat
Translated:
Do you know what’s perfect?
Bear ears
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